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The \u003cstrong\u003eFSC-certified wood wick\u003c\/strong\u003e even \u003cem\u003ecrackles\u003c\/em\u003e gently as it burns, adding cozy ambiance with a hint of drama.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 13.5px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eWhether it’s for your \u003cstrong\u003eneurodivergent friend \u003c\/strong\u003ewho checks the flat iron ten times before leaving the house, your \u003cstrong\u003emaximalist bestie \u003c\/strong\u003ecurating her home like a wonderland, or just \u003cstrong\u003etreating yourself\u003c\/strong\u003e, this candle is  bold, memorable, and \u003cem\u003eready to burn\u003c\/em\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eDetails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 13.5px; line-height: 1.5; padding-left: 20px;\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColor:\u003c\/strong\u003e Natural Off-White (No Dyes)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Coconut Soy Blended Wax\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 16 oz.; 3.375\" W \/ Diameter × 3.87\" H (with lid), 10.5\" Circumference\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBurn Time:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 70 Hours\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHand-Poured:\u003c\/strong\u003e Made in the USA\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3 style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 15px; font-weight: bold;\"\u003eScent Options\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 13.5px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eBohemian Rose, Spiced Oat Milk, Sunwashed, Wildflowers, Dark Rose, Espresso, Marine Salt Air, Sage \u0026amp; Cypress, Campfire Marshmallow, Fraser Fir, or Fragrance-Free\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"color: #666666; font-size: 12px; line-height: 1.5;\"\u003eThis isn’t just a candle - it’s a vibe. 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